Other than that, no excitement. The wind is the same today as yesterday. The open water not reduced by a square yard.
I'm feeling impatient.
No-one played any April Fools pranks at all. I can't very well do it, but I was rather hoping for some excitement.
Going to tuck in early and dream of England. If you know what I mean.
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OK, Who put that fish in my sleeping bag? Very funny.
They put a spider in mine. I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS A DEAD ONE IT WAS STILL A SPIDER AND YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I SUFFER FROM ARACHNOPHOBIA YOU ROTTEN LOT IN FACT I CAN'T LOOK AT THE TOPS OF TOMATOES WITHOUT SCREAMING IN TERROR STOP LAUGHING YOU ABSOLUTE BLIGHTERS STOP LAUGHING
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